Yuko Kahl

Title: Chief Executive Belly-Rub Receiver & Unofficial Boss
Department: Snacks, Security, and Supervising

Bio:
Yuko joined the team at Sun Sugar Glass after an extensive background in squirrel surveillance and nap optimization. Since day one, she has taken over as the actual manager, reminding everyone that while glass may be hot, the real fire comes from within (especially when the treat jar is opened).

Her primary duties include:

Ensuring milk bones are properly distributed.

Letting herself out to “guard the studio” while sneakily sunbathing and monitoring suspicious leaves.

Supervising the glass-blowers from her throne of gravel, occasionally judging their bubble control and color choices.

She is not only the emotional support animal, she’s also emotional leverage: employees are 73% more productive when she graces them with a nose boop. When asked how she manages to balance it all, she replied simply: “Woof.”